Dirty Rotten Scoundrels

WEB_dirty_rotten_scoundrelsOctober 5-14 | Dirty Rotten Scoundrels, based on the 1988 film with Michael Caine and Steve Martin, takes us to the French Riviera for high jinks and hilarity.  Nominated for a staggering eleven Tony Awards, it’s a bawdy, gaudy, guilty pleasure with a delightfully jazzy score.  This uproarious musical is sophisticated and suave with a good dash of mischief.

At the center of the story are two con men.  Lawrence is an older gentleman, seasoned, experienced, an expert at taking women’s money and leaving them poorer but smiling. Enter Freddy, a young American who’s looking to make a bigger score.  Upon meeting, the two rogues attempt to work together, only to find that this little French town isn’t big enough for both of them.  They agree on a settlement.  The first one to extract $50,000 from a certain heiress wins, and the other must leave town.

A riotous battle of cons ensues that will keep audiences laughing and guessing to the very end. Please note: Contains adult content and adult language

Cheat Sheets

August 31 – September 9  |  In this hilarious farce, college professor Willa is having the worst day of her life.  She caught a student cheating, her daughter is dating a punk singer, and she may be losing her job.  Then her best friend, Louwanna, shows up to help her save the day.  Their crazy plan dissolves into mistaken identities, slamming doors, cross-dressing, and three matching laundry bags – only one of which contains laundry.

Cheat Sheets author, FJ Hartland, will also be directing the play.  FJ is an award-winning playwright whose plays have been produced in New York, Miami, Columbus, Wheeling, Philadelphia, and Washington, DC.  Some of his greatest successes have been at the Pittsburgh New Works Festival where he has received seven nominations for Best Play winning four times.

Disney’s Beauty & the Beast

web_beauty_and_the_beastJuly 25 – August 5  |  This “tale as old as time” is the story of Belle, a beautiful and intelligent young woman who feels out of place in her provincial French village.  When her father is imprisoned in a mysterious castle, Belle’s attempt to rescue him leads to her capture by the Beast, a fearsome monster who was long ago trapped in his gruesome form by an enchantress.  The only way for the Beast to become human once again is if he learns to love and be loved in return.  The Beast’s enchanted household — Lumiére, Cogsworth, Mrs. Potts, and Chip — watch anxiously as Belle and the Beast befriend one another.  Their feelings grow ever deeper.  But will they confess their love for one another before it is too late?

Songs include Mrs. Potts singing “Beauty & The Beast” and the entire cast performing “Be Our Guest.”

Ring of Fire

ring-of-fireJune 20 – July 1, 2017 | Johnny Cash broke barriers and left an unmatched legacy with roots in folk, gospel, rock, and country.  From the opening chords of vintage country to Rockabilly and rock n’ roll, from searing ballads to gentle songs of love and deep faith, his music provides a rich fabric on which to lay down his story.

The great bio-pic film, Walk the Line, told the story of the events of Cash’s life and his incredible struggles and triumphs.  Taking a different tack, Ring of Fire gives the music the spotlight as a group of talented actor/musicians celebrate the songs that are such an enduring part of the American experience.

With more than 30 classic songs creating a rousing portrait of home and family, love and loss, faith and redemption, Ring of Fire lifts your heart and stirs your soul.

Crimes of the Heart

web_print_crimes_of_the_heartMay 25 – June 3, 2017  | This touching and uproarious comedy/drama takes place in Hazlehurst, Mississippi, where the three Magrath sisters have gathered to deal with multiple family emergencies.  Lenny, the oldest sister is unmarried at thirty and facing diminishing marital prospects.  Meg, the middle sister who quickly outgrew Hazlehurst, is back after a failed singing career on the West Coast.  Meanwhile Babe, the youngest, is out on bail after being accused of having shot her husband in the stomach.

Their troubles are grave and yet somehow laughable.  In the end, the play is the story of how its young characters escape the past to seize the future—but the telling is so touching and consistently comical that it will linger in your mind long after the show is over.

Diane Keaton, Jessica Lange, and Sissy Spacek played the three sisters in the hilarious 1986 movie.

Disney’s Mulan Jr

web_mulan_jrMay 2–7, 2017  |  Based on Disney’s Oscar-nominated film, Mulan Jr. is a heartwarming celebration of culture, honor, and the fighting spirit.

The Huns have invaded, and it is up to the misfit Mulan and her mischievous dragon sidekick, Mushu, to save the Emperor!  Defying the village matchmaker, Mulan takes up arms and disguises herself as a boy in order to spare her father from having to serve in the army.  As the great battle with the Huns approaches, Mulan must choose between revealing her true identity as a girl or saving all of China with her clever plan.

With hit songs and a story packed with action, humor, and heart, Disney’s Mulan Jr. brings ancient China to life with a modern sensibility.

A Cresson Lake Playhouse Christmas

web_clp_xmas_cabaretDecember  2–3, 2016  |  Cambria County Courthouse, Ebensburg

As part of Ebensburg’s “Dickens of a Christmas” celebration, CLP will present a program of entertainment guaranteed to get you in the Christmas spirit.  There’s even a carol sing-along with the entire audience.

Performances are Friday at 7:30 p.m. and Saturday at 2:00 and 7:30 p.m. in a  beautifully restored, historic courtroom at the Cambria County Courthouse.  Arrive early to hear Christmas carols in the courthouse rotunda.

Tickets are $10 and are available at the door or by calling 814-472-4333. Please leave a message and your call will be returned.

For more information about “Dickens of a Christmas,” click here.



Zombie Prom


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October 6-15  | This girl loves ghoul, rock and roll, Off Broadway musical is set in the atomic 1950’s at Enrico Fermi High, where the law is laid down by a zany, tyrannical principal. Pretty senior Toffee has fallen for the class bad boy. Family pressure forces her to end the romance, and Jonny charges off on his motorcycle to the nuclear waste dump. He returns glowing and determined to reclaim Toffee’s heart. He still wants to graduate, but most of all he wants to take Toffee to the prom. The principal orders Jonny to drop dead while a scandal reporter seizes on him as the freak du jour. History comes to the rescue while a tuneful selection of original songs in the style of hits from the 50’s keeps the action rocking across the stage.


Doubt webSeptember 1-10 | In this brilliant and powerful drama set in a Bronx Catholic school in 1964, Sister Aloysius, a conservative and strict school principal, takes matters into her own hands when she suspects the progressive and well-liked Father Flynn of an improper relationship with one of the students.

This intense play raises questions about moral certainty but also includes surprising laughs in unexpected places. In the end, the audience must examine their own faith and their own doubts to decide what is true. We guarantee an interesting conversation for the drive home.

“Doubt” won the 2005 Pulitzer Prize for Drama as well as the Tony Award for Best Play. A 2008 film version starred Meryl Streep, Phillip Seymour Hoffman, Viola Davis, and Amy Adams, all four of whom were nominated for Oscars for their roles.

CLP’s version includes Steve Guice as Father Flynn, Kate Kale Wolf as Sister Aloysius, Megan Marcaurelle-Jones as Sister James, and Jara Dorsey-Lash as Mrs. Muller.

Joseph & the Amazing Technicolor Dreamcoat

Joseph webJuly 26 – August 6  | One of the most enduring musicals of all time, “Joseph” is based on the Bible story of a boy blessed with prophetic dreams, his jealous brothers, famine, forgiveness, and reconciliation. This is the familiar tale of the favorite son of Jacob whose envious brothers sell him into slavery. Landing in prison in Egypt, Joseph’s ability to interpret dreams leads him to the right hand of the pharaoh. There he saves Egypt from famine and in the end saves his family as well.

The first collaboration of composer Andrew Lloyd Webber and lyricist Tim Rice (Evita and Jesus Christ Superstar), this magical and beloved musical blends country-western, pop, calypso, and rock and roll in an uplifting, technicolored story of biblical proportions.

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